Life, death, and a squirrel

November 16, 2022

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One time when I was walking in Central Park, a branch fell from a really tall tree, perhaps a 50- to 60-foot drop. A squirrel was on that branch when it fell, and the branch hit the cement path with a loud thud. The squirrel lay there on its back, quivering. I knew it was totally screwed. Its back was probably broken, but it was clearly still alive. "Fuck," I thought to myself. "Look at how much it's suffering. Should I kill it to put it out of its misery?" I stood there pondering t...

Ten weird moral theories

March 19, 2021

1. Occamism: the simpler a moral theory is, the more likely it is to be true. Hence (a priori), the most probable two moral theories are that (a) everything is permissible or that (b) nothing is. 2. Majoritarianism: an action is morally right if and only if the majority of conscious beings capable of understanding that action and its consequences think it's right. 3. Restraintism: if you have the desire to do something, then you don't get moral credit for doing ...

The Maximally Cynical Glossary of Technology Terms

June 25, 2017

Feeling cheery about technology and optimistic about the future, but still confused by what exactly "Deep Learning" and "Quantum computing" mean? Here's your antidote: the Maximally Cynical Glossary of Technology Terms. Not to be taken too seriously :) A Android phones: the closest a company can get to making an iPhone while risking only a dozen lawsuits (see entry on “iPhones”) Artificial Intelligence: the best name for Machine Learning if you’re trying to make it sound cool to people that...