Feeling cheery about technology and optimistic about the future, but still confused by what exactly "Deep Learning" and "Quantum computing" mean? Here's your antidote: the Maximally Cynical Glossary of Technology Terms. Not to be taken too seriously :) A Android phones: the closest a company can get to making an iPhone while risking only a dozen lawsuits (see entry on “iPhones”) Artificial Intelligence: the best name for Machine Learning if you’re trying to make it sound cool to people that...